- People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my
watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the bathroom is?
- People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the
Tv remote because they refuse to walk to the Tv and change the channel
manually
- When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck
off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can`t eat it? What, should I eat
someone else`s cake instead?
- When people say "It`s always in the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you`ve found it? Do people do
this?
Who and where are they?
- When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that? " No dicknose,
I paid $9. 00 To come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling. What did
you come here for?
- People who ask "Can I ask you a question? " Didn`t really give me a choice
there, did ya buddy?
- When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it`s new, then
there
has never been anything before it. If it`s an improvement, then there must
have been something before it.
- When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were
going.
You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.
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