1. - The Female always makes the Rules
2. - The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification
3. - No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
4. - If the Female suspects the Male knows all the Rules, she must
immediately change some or all the Rules.
5. - The Female is Never Wrong.
6. - If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7. - If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.
8. - The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. - The Male must never change his mind without written consent from the
Female.
10. - The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. - The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to
be angry or upset.
12. - The Female must under No Circumstances let the Male know whether or
not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. - Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. - If the Female has Pms all Rules are null and void.
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