One day Ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma
greakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me
only wona piss. I tella her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet,
I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you
better not piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch! I don`t even know the
lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.
Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Emma`s Restaurant, the waitress bringa
me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa
me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on
the table. She say you better not fock on the table. You sonna ma bitch.
I don`t even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there`s no sheet on my bed. I
calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the
toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you
better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don`t even know the
man ana he call me sonna ma bitch.
I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say
piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch.
I go back to Italy!
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