English Jokes

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The Following Are Actual Signs Seen Across The Goo
At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline t...

Safe E-mail q & a?
Q. Do I have to be married to have safe E-MAIL? A. Alt...

A Postman Was Making His Rounds
A postman was making his rounds and arrived at one of t...

It`s Actually a Logical
"It`s actually a logical extension of our planned growt...

What a Hell!
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon: Demon: Why so glum, chum? ...

A Man Had Six. . .
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six," in spite ...

The Rules
1.- The Female always makes the Rules 2.- The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification 3.- No Male can ...

The Italian Who Went to New York
One day Ima go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma greakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only wona pi...

Some People Are Born Losers!
1. Trying to keep warm in freezing weather, a 50 year old Cypriot huddled over his paraffin heater. Accidentally overturning it, he set himself on fir...

Have Fun
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman...... They exchange brief hellos and he notice...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
ANSWERS : KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. ...

Did You Know?
Did you know ...? In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the King (unless they were in the Royal Family). When people ...

For Women Only!
1. I`m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I`m not dumb ... and I also know that I`m not blonde. -Dolly Parton- 2. You see a...

Aluno de Graduação
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said...

Old Folks
Edna and Bill were two residents of a nursing home who had been carrying on a love affair. They were both 96 years old and wheelchair bound. Every night t...

Circumcise
A doctor who specialized in circumcisons was retiring after 30 years. The nurses had been saving the foreskins for the past 50 circumcisions and had a wa...

They Tax me
A boy wanted $100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100 dollars. When...

Bedtime Remedy
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What`s the f...

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