Lesson 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, `Can I also sit
like you and do nothing all daylong? `
The crow answered: `Sure, why not. `
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
Suddenly a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.
Moral of the story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.
Lesson 2
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
`I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, `
sighed the turkey, `but I haven`t got the energy.
`Well, why don`t you nibble on some of my droppings? `
Replied the bull. `They`re packed with nutrients. `
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the first
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some
more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched
at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey
out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won`t keep you there.
Lesson 3
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said: `I should be Boss because I control the whole
body`s response and functions. `
The feet said: `We should be Boss as we carry the brain about
and get him to where he wants to go. `
The hands said: `We should be Boss because we do all the work
and earn all the money. `
And so it went on & on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes
until finally the asshole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.
So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to
work. Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands
clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic
and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss,
so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat &
passed out the shit!
Moral of the story:
You don`t need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
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